10. Half of the music they’re playing on Einslive you don’t know and the other half you don’t like. You prefer ‘spoken-word-only-radio’ like WDR 5.
9. All of a sudden I find myself thinking that the new Volkswagen Passat is a ‘good looking and reasonable car’
8. When waking up I sometimes need assistance to get out of bed. And my back hurts.
7. Hair start growing in weird places
6. ‘Going out’ means having a decent dinner somewhere civilised. And not hanging out in club until 4 am, going homes pissed and smelling like an ashtray the next morning.
5. I’m getting married. Like, soon!
4. Having a cup of coffee with your old man does not estrange you
3. You miss the sound of ripping off the shrink-wrapping around a brandnew 12”. The Thompson Twins or so.
2. Two thirds of the bars and clubs of your hometown are completely unknown to you
1. Thinking about retireing. And speaking about it not only with your accountant (Hi, R.!) but also with your bank. Pension funds and stuff. Must be the wedding…